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I have returned. Battered. Fried. With lemon on the side. They claim that I failed; that I perished. But I have the ass that won’t quit and just enough brainchild activity to make it clap thunderously.

I miss when this site had Dad Jokes and Dads

twodotsknowwhy:

rowantheexplorer:

rosslynpaladin:

marzipanandminutiae:

marzipanandminutiae:

reading letters from 1818 is wild

“it’s that time of the year when I get colds for no apparent reason again” have some Clairitin hon

But also we’re not becoming allergic to everything nowadays like certain white moms fear. Allergies have always existed. They were just talked about differently

Like “oh clams always ~turn my stomach~”. Or “what a pity he was taken from us at age 5”

“Well we didn’t have all this fancy chronic illness stuff in the Olden Days, what did people do then??”

They died, Ashleigh. 

This is a picture tracking bullet holes on Allied planes that encountered Nazi anti-aircraft fire in WW2.

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At first, the military wanted to reinforce those areas, because obviously that’s where the ground crews observed the most damage on returning planes. Until Hungarian-born Jewish mathematician Abraham Wald pointed out that this was the damage on the planes that made it home, and the Allies should armor the areas where there are no dots at all, because those are the places where the planes won’t survive when hit. This phenomenon is called survivorship bias, a logic error where you focus on things that survived when you should really be looking at things that didn’t.

We have higher rates of mental illness now? Maybe that’s because we’ve stopped killing people for being “possessed” or “witches.” Higher rate of allergies? Anaphylaxis kills, and does so really fast if you don’t know what’s happening. Higher claims of rape? Maybe victims are less afraid of coming forward. These problems were all happening before, but now we’ve reinforced the medical and social structures needed to help these people survive. And we still have a long way to go.

This is one of my favorite anecdotes to show how clever rewording of statistics can make them say the opposite of what they mean:

Every time a state makes riding a motorcycle without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.

When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like it’s more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one. Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.

slopmaster9000:

rynliadon:

grrr tumblr mobile removed the function where you can move the write post buttons around on the screen and tumblr is 57% more boring because of that

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sorry i couldn’t see your post over my super cool tumblr mobile feature could you say it again

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im-the-swamp-witch:

smalltownantifa:

we-are-the-crystal-gays:

to all trans guys: the f on your birth certificate isnt for female, its to pay respects

To all trans women: the m on your birth certificate isn’t for male, it’s for ma'am

To all NB friends: F is for Fabulous and M is for Mambo no. 5

comet-was-here:

warblyzombie:

wizardshark:

underlytrashy:

ambris:

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

It’s fucking back

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

gayshadowgov:

lindleland:

ewaneneollav:

hey man you got some weed? if i dont keep my buddy kyle constantly baked then he just kills people 24/7

you know i feel like there was some piece of media that had this as a plot point but i just can’t quite put my finger on it. i suppose it will have to remain a mystery. what a shame

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